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Slival — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:52:07 CDT

Home

Slival — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:28:23 CDT

Newsflash:

Okay, so there's really no news. That was just an interesting eye-catching headline to get your attention. Check Stick Wars, My profile, The team, and maybe even a soon coming Chuck Norris page...

Here's a navigational aid. If you have any non Chuck Norris -related questions refer to the

MOUTH OF TRUTH
and he will be happy to answer your questions.

Editorial:

THE COUNTDOWN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN Dramatic Music

Slival — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:50:31 CST

JOIN THE WAIT.

Stick Wars Character Bios

Slival — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:51:38 CST

A list of STICK WARS characters.

Leader
Lynn
Me

Leader

Slival — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:50:33 CST

This is Leader. He gets no picture cuz of the fact that HESALOSERCOUGH.....Anyways, Leader is obsessed with Money. Any thing that involve$ ca$h. He'$ $o ob$e$ed with hi$ money, I am putting dollar $ign$ in$tead of $. He ha$ never withdrawn any amount from hi$ bank account, and him and BlackFang go waaaaaaay back. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back. They were the greate$t of friend$, but then $omething tragic happened, which cau$ed them to be arch enemie$. Thi$ i$ $eriou$ly important to the $tick War$ $toryline. Anyway$, he'$ lazy and $elfi$h, and he almo$t alway$ lo$e$ conte$t$. Thi$ could get fuuuuuuun......

WHY?!?!?!

Slival — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:41:11 CST

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO RUIN MY LIFE WITH YOUR ANNOYING QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!

Novelties

Slival — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:27:29 CST

This is the page where you get silly sayings and stuff for the discounted price of...................FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sayings

"Achikablehbleh."
"Meneshnakeblehbleh"
"Hamishnanakablehbleh"
"Blehbleh"
"Smood"
"Once I had a friend named Joe. One time when joe was taking a shower his sister threw a car battery at him. To this day he still eats with a mechanical straw."

Cool Stuff(Coming Soon!)

(If you find the stuff on any site other than this one, please report the theif to this guy)

The Team

Slival — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:26:02 CDT

This is a list of the official administrators for LemonStump and information about them.(NOTE: These are actual photos)

Slival : Me fThe Shrevidence(Play -on-words:Shred+evidence) shows that I made our site! I'm one of the greatest members EVER!!! However, it was our friend, WiKokiri who made Lemonstump. I made the term, " Echickablehbleh".(See "Novelties" ).

linkexpert:The Almighty Founder Of Lemonstump!!!! He is truly worthy of a great title. I do admit that I am very much indebted to him for allowing me to post this site!He is definetly the ULTIMATE LEGEND OF ZELDA FAN!!!!!!!

OH!!!!!!!!YOU'VE BEEN POOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Green Blade: One of the first Lemonstump Team Members. Like WiKokiri, he's a HUGE L.O.Z. fan. He is usually the crazy guy in our adventures. In our Story #4, "Minis", he has a pot on his head that has millions of interdiminsional items in it. This includes over 1,000,000,000,000 tons of BACON!!!!!

Slimy Gal: The first female Lemonstump member.She's pretty nice,but sometimes gets annoyed when people are mean to her. She's overall the 2nd smallest member (I'm #1!). She keeps us all from turning into werechickens in the moonlight.

Hawkdude: My best and closest friend. He is definetly the toughest of our group. He has muscle!!!!! He can be a great jokester, and he is pretty gentle. I personally think he's one of the best members.

Princess Pufferball: Lemonstump's 2nd female member! She's that type who will be nice if your nice to her.However, treat her with disrespect and she gets MAD!!!!! Overall, she's pretty cool though.

Lynn

Slival — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:51:56 CDT

Lynn is an easy-going and agreeable person. At least that's the way she sees herself. Lynn is a very short tempered and bossy girl the age of 17 who runs just about everything involving the Stick Team (including keeping everyone in shape). She almost never does anything unless she wants to and is friends with Jennifer, who joins the team at Le' Cafe'. Lynn enjoys watching TV and putting on make-up.
"I don't DO (insert activity here)"

HELLO PEOPLES HOW ARE YOU TODAY

Slival — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:05:21 CDT

R2-D2 sez " Don't do drugs!"

HELLO,PUNY MORTAL. GOODBYE, PUNY MORTAL.

"..and even the roast beast!"

Can you guess this week's theme? First one to post it gets a cool prize!(Post your guess in the form of a comment)

Coming Soon!

Slival — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:00:46 CDT

Soon on the site, we will have (hopefully) the following sections.

Also, the following will hopefully be added to existing sections.

More vids for the cool page

These are the pages still under construction.

Story Number 1
Story Number 2

These are our accomplishments.

THE MOUTH OF TRUTH
NOVELTIES
THIS PAGE

Coming soon STICKWARS and no you cant find it on the web.....

The non-web comic so you'll never see it

yep were making it and it will not benefit to you at all

The Really, REALLY, REEEEALY Cool Page

Slival — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:42:44 CDT

Games
Motherload
Geep

The Chronicles of Stinky Bean
Stinky Bean Fling

Videos

Star Wars(Manamana)

Harry Potter Does Banana Phone

Self Defense with Brett Kaywood

Magic Chex Box 2

Rocket Slime

Slival — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:04:09 CDT

Sliming your enemies was never this cute

"Square Enix's 'Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime' is a cute and addictive addition to the family of games for the Nintendo DS.

In the capital city of Boingburg, all the little slimes were going about their daily routines, when all of a sudden they were slimenapped (kidnapped) by a band of insidious plob monsters. Who will save the innocent slimes?"
Well,I was 1st in Lemonstump to own Rocket Slime. I beat it, and it was cool. But 1 day, Lemonstump wondered, 'What happens next?'. And so, this is it.

It all happened one day when my freinds and I were wandering around Boingburg,looking for something to do.So, in an attempt to cure this never-ending thurst for excitement, we happened upon something that would change our lives forever...

MOUTH OF TRUTH

Slival — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:03:53 CDT

This is Tim, a.k.a

THE MOUTH OF TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now if you have any questions, post them in the form of comments and click the link below.
Click Here

The LemonStump Chatroom

Slival — Thu, 17 May 2007 20:55:48 CDT

Welcome! Please enjoy our Chatroom! It is suggested you get on here around 9:00 or 10:00-ish(that's when i get on). Have Fun and please read the rules at the bottom!!

Info

Slival — Wed, 02 May 2007 18:58:29 CDT

What you need to know is that LemonStump is dedicated to bringing out the fun in life. It is an imaginary company specializing in imaginary novelties and silly fraises and sentences to laugh at. See the Novelties section for these. Also, there should soon be a page listing the administrators(me and his friends). ENJOY!